WHAT?

This is what happens when 1) your Dad buys a cool, modern couch that sits higher off the ground before you were born 2) you only know how to scoot backwards and 3) your Mom thinks it's safe to leave you for a few minutes by yourself.

The first time this happened, he screamed so loud I thought he broke an arm and he kept lifting his head and it would hit the couch. But now it happens daily. He scoots himself all the way under it and then just lays there. Silly guy.